My best one liners
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My best one liners
Here are some of my best one liners
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
There all the ones i can remember Thanks for listening, I have Been Simmy, Goodnight!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
There all the ones i can remember Thanks for listening, I have Been Simmy, Goodnight!
Simmy- Admin
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Re: My best one liners
Hedgehogs - Why can't they just share the hedge?
peTeR- Posts : 52
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Re: My best one liners
peTeR wrote:Hedgehogs - Why can't they just share the hedge?
Haha, seems familiar
Re: My best one liners
Stealing my line? Im ashamed.
Simmy- Admin
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Re: My best one liners
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
peTeR- Posts : 52
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Re: My best one liners
No wife, no kids, no problems.
Cypher27X- Moderator
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Re: My best one liners
peTeR wrote:Hedgehogs - Why can't they just share the hedge?
I don't get it.....
DERP!
Cypher27X- Moderator
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Re: My best one liners
Bored and have a few:
What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? your mum
2 peanuts walked down the street, one got assalted
a magician was walking down the street, he turned into a shop
i was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
a dyslexic walked into a bra
What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? your mum
2 peanuts walked down the street, one got assalted
a magician was walking down the street, he turned into a shop
i was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
a dyslexic walked into a bra
peTeR- Posts : 52
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Re: My best one liners
A man walks into a bar. At first he is alarmed, but is relieved to find he is okay. However, he soon realised some people had seen him- and all they could do was laugh.
The news spread fast- soon, everyone was mocking him. Ridiculed by his peers, he was made redundant and soon found no jobs would be given to him due to his reputation. His children lost all respect for him and his guidance, and turned to drugs and alcohol- dying at a young age. His wife leaves him for his ex-boss, and in the divorce hearing she takes all the money, the car and the house.
He spends the rest of his life alone, growing old and bitter, spending his days pondering on what could have been and waiting to die.
Ouch.
The news spread fast- soon, everyone was mocking him. Ridiculed by his peers, he was made redundant and soon found no jobs would be given to him due to his reputation. His children lost all respect for him and his guidance, and turned to drugs and alcohol- dying at a young age. His wife leaves him for his ex-boss, and in the divorce hearing she takes all the money, the car and the house.
He spends the rest of his life alone, growing old and bitter, spending his days pondering on what could have been and waiting to die.
Ouch.
Cuckoo- Posts : 164
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Re: My best one liners
I had sex with my girlfriend last night. It was going pretty good, except the entire time she was screaming someone elses name... Anyone know who rape is?
Someone who buggered off.- Posts : 12
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Re: My best one liners
do you work on a chicken farm? because you sure know howw to raise cocks
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