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Post  Someone who buggered off. on Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:03 am

One of the conversations I had with the Austrollian. I felt bad at the beginning and seriously thought about not uploading the video. Then I re-thought.
Sucker had it coming.


Beware this is quite long!

Read if you have the time to waste.

22:47 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: be honest sport
22:47 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: your filming me again today or something?
22:48 - The Queen: Yes, I told you earlier
22:48 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: right well dont upload it please sport
22:48 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: if my mate saw that..
22:48 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: well you understand right?
22:49 - The Queen: Yes but I don't think they would see it.
22:49 - The Queen: My videos get barely 1000 views
22:49 - The Queen: I don't think any of your mates would see it unless you showed it to them
22:49 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: if you guys keep harassing me , pretty soon my facebook will be posted with that
22:50 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: and we cant have that , can we?
22:50 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: get ma drift sport?
22:50 - The Queen: What has Facebook got to do with this
22:50 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: my friends = facebook mate
22:51 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: listen its not like my friends hate neighbors
22:51 - The Queen: I know mate; your friends will not see this unless 1) you show them or 2) someone finds out your email and uses that to their advantage.
22:51 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: but i only just got work in sydney so they are my new mates
22:51 - The Queen: Someone tried to get your IP earlier
22:51 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i dont know how they feel about that kind of stuff
22:52 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: listen sport , i dont want you guys to find my facebook , thats why i gave you a fake name
22:52 - The Queen: Don't be so put off because you THINK they might not like you because you like neighbours
22:52 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: but this can all be solved if you take down the video , dont make me use force
22:52 - The Queen: Is your name John?
22:53 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: no
22:53 - The Queen: OK
22:53 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: its peter , but im not gonna tell you my last name okay sport?
22:53 - The Queen: I care not to know your name
22:54 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: yeah well earlier , i spoke to you man to man and you blurted it all out didnt ya
22:54 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i dont apreciate it sport
22:54 - The Queen: That was Jaggardz
22:54 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: having to change my name
22:54 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: hide my identity
22:54 - The Queen: Hey, no one made you
22:54 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: its a tough job to play a simple game
22:54 - The Queen: Hell, you didn't even have to come back
22:54 - The Queen: If you didn't like us so much why not just leave?
22:55 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: well i like the server , it has good menus
22:55 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: no jihad bomb which does tend to disapoint , but fair dinkum
22:56 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i wanted to leave , but us aussies are very proud
22:56 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: we dont stand down to manchester boys
22:56 - The Queen: I'm not from Manchester; I'm from the south mate
22:56 - The Queen: My father was Australian-born
22:57 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: your welsh?
22:57 - The Queen: No
22:58 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: your father was an aussie , yet he never taught you about vegimite , neighbors or any other fantastic shows?
22:58 - The Queen: We have Neighbours in the UK
22:58 - The Queen: And Home and Away
22:58 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: and rolf ?
22:58 - The Queen: Never heard of it
22:59 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you never heard of rolf harris? what the fuck is wrong with your dad?
22:59 - The Queen: Oh
22:59 - The Queen: I thought that was another TV programme you were listing...yes I've heard of that guy
22:59 - The Queen: Don't know anything about him
22:59 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: fuckin beautiful music he makes
22:59 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: fuckin talented guy
22:59 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you shoulda heard of him
22:59 - The Queen: I have
23:00 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: aussie , born and raised
23:00 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: its not a wonder he is so talented
23:00 - The Queen: OK
23:00 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: and as for your father
23:00 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: well he cant be a real aussie unless he brings his kids up to like a bit of neighbors
23:01 - The Queen: He's dead
23:01 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: oh well then he is definatly not an aussie
23:01 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: real aussies dont die
23:01 - The Queen: xD
23:02 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: anyway , enough of us being superior ... you already knew that didnt ya , tea drinking whacker
23:02 - The Queen: Wanker*
23:02 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: whacker mate
23:02 - The Queen: Wanker mate
23:02 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: different word
23:02 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i understand your tiny english mind cant handle it
23:02 - The Queen: Yet you never said whacker earlier, but obsessed on using wanker
23:03 - The Queen: My bad
23:03 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you never heard of a whacka?
23:03 - The Queen: No
23:03 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: jesus , where you been? living in a hole with your swagman buddies?
23:03 - The Queen: No, just here, in sunny England
23:03 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: HHAHAHAHAHA
23:03 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: dont make me laugh sport
23:04 - The Queen: Why, that was the idea!
23:04 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you pommie brits are just jealous of our sun
23:04 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: and sporting achievments
23:04 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: cricket
23:04 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: tennis
23:04 - The Queen: That's why we all holiday to Australia. Not. We generally go to France or America
23:04 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: athetlics
23:04 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: athletics*
23:04 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: shooting
23:04 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: soccer
23:04 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: rugger
23:05 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: even your queen is a lazy bitch , you wish you had our PM
23:06 - The Queen: We won the Ashes mate, we have Wimbledon and the 2012 Olympics.
23:06 - The Queen: Have you even won the World Cup (football)?
23:06 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you cheated at the ashes with steroids , watch the playbacks its pretty fuckin clear mate
23:06 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: besides , we beat you 99% of the time
23:06 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: and tennis HAHA , you cant win anything sport
23:06 - The Queen: Our (mine and yours, by the way) queen has no power and hasn't done for a good few hundred years, mate
23:07 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: tim henman? more like captain faggot
23:07 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: cant even tie his own shoelace
23:07 - The Queen: Heard of Andy Murray?
23:07 - The Queen: Tim Henman is unheard of now and has been for quite a few years
23:08 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: andy murray isnt english
23:08 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: thats low , using him
23:08 - The Queen: He's Scottish, my bad
23:08 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: yeah so dont use him as ya shield sport
23:08 - The Queen: I have no idea about sport
23:08 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: he is only for the scottish , besides he cant even play
23:09 - The Queen: He's ranked at #5 in the world sport
23:09 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: scottish people playing tennis? hahaha , maaate that is some seriously funny dinkum
23:09 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: maybe he is good at sitting in the cold weather and pressing haggis against his face , but tennis aint for him
23:09 - The Queen: You know I actually thought of complying to your supreme demands and not bother uploading this video
23:09 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: ranked #5 in the biggest scottish wannabe?
23:10 - The Queen: Naah, it'd be more fun
23:10 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: are you just jealous now?
23:10 - The Queen: Of what?
23:10 - The Queen: You have Kylie and Kangaroos. That's about it
23:10 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: because all you have is a bunch of steriod taking scottish wannabes as sporting achievments?
23:11 - The Queen: Oh and I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!
23:11 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: no thats your faggot show
23:11 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: we got over that years ago sport
23:11 - The Queen: Yes, which is in Australia
23:11 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: hahah
23:12 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you must really like australia
23:12 - The Queen: I do
23:12 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you cant get enough
23:12 - The Queen: It's amazing
23:12 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i knew it
23:12 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: just jealous of our sun and sporting achievments , our amazing history and culture , our music and purely hawt sheilas
23:13 - The Queen: We have Cheryl Cole
23:14 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: who the fuck is that?
23:14 - The Queen: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Cole
23:14 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: lemme guess
23:14 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: a wanna be kylie
23:14 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i find it cute how you pommies try and follow australia
23:15 - The Queen: Yes, because we practically invented you
23:15 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: other way around mate
23:15 - The Queen: How so?
23:15 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you even copied our flag
23:15 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: pommie whackers
23:15 - The Queen: OK
23:15 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: get your own flag , stop following us
23:16 - The Queen: I can't believe that someone would spend so long building their own facade of a stupid troll and stick to it for so long
23:16 - The Queen: It actually makes me think you're genuine
23:16 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: there's that word again , sport whatsit mean?
23:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: if your reffering to some kind of inside Dungeons and dragon joke
23:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: its not working
23:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: because i dont play
23:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: so please dont try that joke again sport
23:17 - The Queen: I am referring to an internet troll
23:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: cos im not laughin
23:17 - The Queen: I am
23:18 - The Queen: Hey, if you're so flustered, why don't you look it up yourself mate?
23:18 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: +
23:18 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: flustered sport?
23:18 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: im not flustered , i dont play d n d
23:18 - The Queen: I never said you did
23:18 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: sorry for not getting the inside joke
23:18 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: take a chill pill ye?
23:19 - The Queen: Again, ever heard of "Don't start what you can't finish?"
23:19 - The Queen: If your question referred to me taking it easy on you, then no, I won't take a chill pill
23:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: like i said
23:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: ever heard of
23:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: dont fuck with an aussie?
23:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: cos you will never win
23:20 - The Queen: Not until you came along, no
23:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: thats the moral
23:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: we are very proud as aussies
23:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: im not gonna lay down my sword mate
23:20 - The Queen: You'll find it hard making me back down, it must be that Australian blood mate
23:21 - The Queen: I will never delete the video(s). The second is being uploaded as we debate! Smile
23:21 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you bring our culture , our heritage into this
23:21 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i wont back down sport
23:21 - The Queen: Bring on the copyright!
23:21 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: neighbors is much better than anything an english faggot can make
23:21 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: but it goes much deepa than that now
23:22 - The Queen: Why don't you tell your friends that? About Neighbours?
23:22 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: because aparently , they have been tainted by the wanna be faggots known as england
23:22 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i dont know
23:22 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you tell me
23:22 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: fucking swagman
23:22 - The Queen: Because your life will be over?
23:23 - The Queen: Because they'd think you're queer?
23:23 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: listen mate
23:23 - The Queen: Oh yeah, that's why
23:23 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: im no fucking queer
23:23 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: dont you ever say shit like that to me
23:23 - The Queen: You said that yourself
23:23 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: no
23:23 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: im not a queer
23:23 - The Queen: That your mates WOULD think you're queer if they knew you watched Neighbours
23:24 - The Queen: I didn't call you quuer
23:24 - The Queen: Damn, my first typo
23:25 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: must be your dumbarse brain being numbed by watching too much winston on the tube right?
23:25 - The Queen: Yeah
23:26 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: alright , just be warned
23:26 - The Queen: He was a drunken fool who got lots of good men killed at Gallipoli
23:26 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: if you upload another video of me
23:26 - The Queen: But also a kick-ass PM!
23:26 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: im gonna take some serious action
23:26 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: so dont do it sport
23:26 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: OR YOU WILL REGRE IT
23:26 - The Queen: Better subscribe to me then mate, so you can see when it's done
23:26 - The Queen: Mate
23:27 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: I'M
23:27 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: NOT
23:27 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: YOU'RE
23:27 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: MATE
23:27 - The Queen: Then don't call me your mate, mate
23:27 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i didnt
23:27 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i called you sport
23:27 - The Queen: It's also "your" not "you're" in this sense
23:28 - The Queen: You've called me mate a lot too
23:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: mate trust me , i would know im australian
23:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: we speak english better than anyone
23:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: so fuck yourself
23:28 - The Queen: Cool
23:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: im not gonna take that from a manchester kid
23:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: so sport
23:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: dont upload it
23:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: or i will ...
23:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: make
23:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: your
23:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: life
23:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: a bad one
23:29 - The Queen: I'm probably closer to London than you are
23:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: whats your point?
23:30 - The Queen: You said you were in London earlier today.
23:30 - The Queen: Unless you lied
23:30 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: whats your point
23:30 - The Queen: Don't say you lied
23:30 - The Queen: Please
23:30 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: WHAT
23:30 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: IS
23:30 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: YOUR
23:30 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: POINT
23:30 - The Queen: Please don't say you lied
23:30 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: jesus its like talking to a cripple 4 year old pommie
23:30 - The Queen: After all this talk
23:30 - The Queen: Man to man
23:30 - The Queen: My point is
23:30 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: im in london , whats your point
23:31 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: ah you know what
23:31 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: give me your address there
23:31 - The Queen: I'm from London too
23:31 - The Queen: Mate
23:31 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: sport
23:31 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: im not your mate
23:31 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: give me your address
23:31 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: lets have a ...party
23:32 - The Queen: Fullham road
23:32 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: street address
23:32 - The Queen: I live in the bridge
23:32 - The Queen: Come find me
23:32 - The Queen: You getting this down?
23:33 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: yep
23:33 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: hold on let me get my pen
23:33 - The Queen: I wouldn't bother cremating me. You'd probably lose the ashes....
23:34 - The Queen: BAM
23:34 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: oh
23:34 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: haha..
23:34 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: how long that take you to think up?
23:34 - The Queen: About 30 seconds
23:34 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: be carful , its dangerous to use that much brain power at once for a british guy
23:34 - The Queen: Less than that
23:34 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: maybe you wont be able to function for a few hours
23:34 - The Queen: By Britsh you insult N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland as well as England
23:35 - The Queen: I wouldn't lay on an Irishman if I were you
23:35 - The Queen: Or a Scotsman
23:35 - The Queen: Don't really care about the Welsh
23:35 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: whats your point? UK are faggot pricks
23:35 - The Queen: Your quarrel is with England
23:35 - The Queen: Not the UK
23:35 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: anyone connected with the english really
23:36 - The Queen: So Australia
23:36 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: british is only english anyway
23:36 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: like i said , manchester dont have schools maybe they didnt teach you
23:36 - The Queen: There is no "British" person
23:37 - The Queen: I think wactching Neighbours made you stupid
23:37 - The Queen: 2nd typo...
23:37 - The Queen: FYI the video is 51% uploaded
23:37 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: there you go again
23:37 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: THERE YOU GO AGAIN
23:37 - The Queen: What?
23:37 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: bring neighbors
23:38 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: into this
23:38 - The Queen: What, you mad?
23:38 - The Queen: You're mad
23:39 - The Queen: I can tell by the way you write
23:39 - The Queen: You're totally mad
23:39 - The Queen: I bet you're planning how to find me now
23:40 - The Queen: Maybe thinking I gave you a fake address?
23:40 - The Queen: Damn
23:40 - The Queen: You're onto me
23:40 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: is that your bumbuddies house?
23:40 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i though as much sport
23:40 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: dont worry , i will pay him a visit , of the ear to ear kind
23:40 - The Queen: I thought it'd be funny if you went to Stamford Bridge
23:41 - The Queen: Tell my friend there
23:41 - The Queen: What you've told me about your sporting superiorority
23:42 - The Queen: 63%...
23:42 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i mean , its okay ..you can upload it see if i care
23:42 - The Queen: I know you care
23:42 - The Queen: You said you'd find me
23:42 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: nope
23:42 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i dont
23:42 - The Queen: And kill me
23:42 - The Queen: You said you'd pay me
23:42 - The Queen: I mean, on this video, you plead for us to stop
23:43 - The Queen: I think it's embarrasing
23:43 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you think its fucking funny?
23:43 - The Queen: Hence why it's being uploaded...
23:43 - The Queen: In other words: yes
23:43 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i dont care if you post it on 4chan
23:44 - The Queen: Why would I?
23:44 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: all of australia will realise they need to hunt you down if you do
23:44 - The Queen: OK
23:44 - The Queen: Wait, I thought you didn't care?
23:44 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: so watch yourself sport Wink
23:45 - The Queen: Threaten me all you like
23:45 - The Queen: I'm still the one who's laughing
23:45 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: its not a threat mate
23:45 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: just sayin , someone else might get to you before i do
23:45 - The Queen: Getting people to hunt me down isn't a threat? Gee, what do these schools in Manchester teach us?!
23:46 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: what im saying is
23:46 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i wont have to ask them
23:46 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you cant just hate on aussies
23:46 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: and not expect us to fight back
23:46 - The Queen: Because all of Australia will leap to your defense? Cool
23:47 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: im well respected
23:48 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: australia will rise up against those who oppose them
23:48 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: and we have a special "relationship" between the inferior brit pommie whacker twots
23:48 - The Queen: You suddenly a leader of a cult or something?
23:48 - The Queen: What the fuck is a twot?!?!?!!
23:48 - The Queen: It's like twat, but that's English
23:48 - The Queen: You can't copy an English word!
23:49 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: dont you know anything?
23:49 - The Queen: How do you feel about New Zealand?
23:49 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you are the wannabe's
23:49 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: not us
23:49 - The Queen: Not a wallaby?
23:50 - The Queen: BAM
23:51 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: is it true? english people dont have dentists?
23:52 - The Queen: No
23:52 - The Queen: We have dentists mate
23:53 - The Queen: Private and public healthcare is present in every advanced country...
23:53 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you sure about that?
23:53 - The Queen: Yes
23:53 - The Queen: Heard of the NHS?
23:53 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: so explain to me why all english people have bad teeth
23:53 - The Queen: Drinking too much tea, I guess
23:54 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you fagget pricks all watch tony blaire all day and winston churchill , they have a connection , they have really bad teeth and they are twot swag fuckers
23:54 - The Queen: David Cameron is our PM
23:54 - The Queen: Tony Blair resigned and Gordon Brown took over
23:54 - The Queen: Then Labour lost the election
23:55 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i googled them all
23:56 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: they all have bad teeth
23:56 - The Queen: OK
23:56 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: man , wish i was a dentist , i could make a killing in your country
23:56 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: id be a fuckin fair dinkum guy
23:56 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: fucking loaded sport
23:56 - The Queen: Anglo-pilferer
23:57 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: in english please sport
23:57 - The Queen: It's a slur against an Australian
23:58 - The Queen: Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs
23:58 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: well its not a very good one sport
23:58 - The Queen: You ocker
23:58 - The Queen: Mate
23:58 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: ohh your using your shitty version of the dictionary to pull out a fucking cock suckin insult , i guess its too hard to think of your own one right?
23:58 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: what a fucking swagger
23:59 - The Queen: Like you think up all your insults
23:59 - The Queen: Oh, wait
23:59 - The Queen: Silly skippy
14 March 2011
00:00 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i do , im fair dinkum
00:00 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you just cant understand
00:00 - The Queen: I'm too primitive
00:00 - The Queen: I get it
00:00 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: well close
00:00 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: your english
00:01 - The Queen: I should study Home and Away
00:01 - The Queen: Get enlighted
00:01 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: well its certainly a start , then you wouldnt fuck with aussies , you'd be alot safer sport Wink
00:02 - The Queen: Come at me bro
00:02 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: okay
00:02 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: give me your address
00:02 - The Queen: I did
00:03 - The Queen: You poo-sticker
00:05 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: looks like there was no video
00:05 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: nice bluff sport
00:05 - The Queen: Really?
00:05 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: have fun with your little tea party mater
00:05 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: mate*
00:05 - The Queen: Check this shit out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDyUOcWwLsw&feature=youtube_gdata
00:05 - The Queen: Just finished processing
00:05 - The Queen: Takes ages with my upload speed
00:06 - The Queen: I think you're mad
00:07 - The Queen: Is this not good for your health?
00:07 - The Queen: You're the first one to watch this
00:07 - The Queen: Besides me
00:10 - The Queen: Still watching huh?
00:10 - The Queen: 6 minutes. It's riveting
00:12 - The Queen: Gonna take action now?
00:14 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i dont fucking believe it
00:14 - The Queen: Better believe it son
00:14 - The Queen: This shit got real
00:16 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: so
00:16 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: its true i did get banned
00:16 - The Queen: Well done
00:16 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: all because im australian
00:16 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: what kind of fucking problem is that?
00:16 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: it all got outta hand sport
00:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i urge you to rethink this
00:17 - The Queen: Not because you're Australian
00:17 - The Queen: Because you are a moron of the finest degree
00:17 - The Queen: I urge you to not be so stupid
00:17 - The Queen: You brought this upon yourself
00:17 - The Queen: Mate
00:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: no
00:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: no i didnt
00:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i was playing with you guys
00:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you rip on neighbors
00:17 - The Queen: You started off by insulting us
00:17 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: and film me
00:18 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: no i didnt
00:18 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: it was retaliation
00:18 - The Queen: Calling us pommies (we aren't even immigrants to Australia...)
00:18 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you began all this sport
00:18 - The Queen: This is the internet mate
00:19 - The Queen: Need someone to hold your hand while you play in case you get bullied by kids?
00:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you discust me
00:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you edited it to make it sound like im a queer
00:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: real mature mate
00:20 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i guess i shouldnt expect any better from a pommie bastard
00:21 - The Queen: I didn't edit it
00:21 - The Queen: I just trimmed it
00:21 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i dont need someone to hold my hand mate
00:21 - The Queen: For that line at least
00:21 - The Queen: You said that yourself and I just trimmed it
00:21 - The Queen: Trust me, I have over 80 GB of video Smile
00:21 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: i think you feel like you need to edit it , because lets face the facts... its pretty obvious to all aussies are superior
00:22 - The Queen: That's why you got your ass handed back to you on a platter by a server run by kids
00:22 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: did i really?
00:22 - The Queen: Yes
00:22 - The Queen: You did
00:22 - The Queen: Mate
00:22 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: no actually , you edited to make it seem that way
00:22 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: thats what i dont respect sport
00:22 - The Queen: For one or two clips
00:22 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: fight fair , or go home
00:22 - The Queen: The rest is real
00:23 - The Queen: I am at home
00:24 - The Queen: Your pride is your hubris
00:25 - The Queen: Made
00:25 - The Queen: Mate*
00:25 - The Queen: Is that the 3rd typo?
00:26 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: sport , for an "english" guy , your english is lacking
00:27 - The Queen: I've made those three typos in over an hour
00:27 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: no
00:27 - The Queen: While you have mispelled a lot more than I in this time
00:27 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: far more sport
00:27 - The Queen: Point 'em out to me
00:27 - The Queen: Saying "sport" just makes you sound even more gay...
00:28 - The Queen: FYI
00:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you think i got the time? im tired of you mate , dont try and make me pissed sport
00:28 - The Queen: I've stayed up especially for you mate
00:28 - The Queen: It was past my bedtime 3 hours ago
00:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: oh poor kid
00:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: your gonna be late for school
00:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: no wait
00:28 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: HAHA
00:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: sauced mate
00:29 - The Queen: Sauced?
00:29 - The Queen: Oh right
00:29 - The Queen: Like owned?#
00:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: like i said
00:29 - The Queen: Sounds a lot more gay though
00:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: you copied us
00:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: and admit it
00:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: u got sauced
00:29 - The Queen: OK I admit it
00:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: good
00:29 - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze..mate!: now fuck off kid
00:30 - The Queen: I'm never gonna leave you alone
00:30 - The Queen: I'm never gonna give you up
00:30 - The Queen: Never gonna let you down
00:30 - The Queen: Never gonna run around and hurt you
00:30 - The Queen: Oh, wait
00:38 - The Queen: You there bro?
00:38 - The Queen: Please talk
00:38 - The Queen: I'm stuck with Winston fucking Churchill on TV for company
00:39 - The Queen: Need a boxset of Neighbours like you promised me
00:39 - The Queen: For the VHS
00:40 - The Queen: Don't be sad, be happy! You're famous! Who knows, you might go viral!
00:41 - The Queen: Aww, goodnight then mate
00:41 - The Queen: Pleasure talking to you
00:41 - The Queen: If you ask nicely I might think about removing the video


Yes I stayed up especially to talk to him Very Happy


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